I’ve been collecting subject lines for e-mails which deal with the same product.
You guess what.
While the following can be laughable, they’re also instructive for us resale and consignment shops. How will YOU write a subject line, an ad headline, or an in-sign sign that will MOTIVATE? The following is full of good examples. Giggling while reading is allowed! (These may also be considered subject lines to get you RED) Here’s the list:
Control your male power
If you look stupid in bed
Turn it to a magic stick of pleasure.
Male feature worthy of Casanova!
Upgrade the bazooka in your pants
Get our present for your well-being!
MSG:54412 Awake the stud in yourself (Love the official-seeming MSG:54412)
Become a fortunate fellow
Enter a world of lovemaking joy
Re:Upgrade your man power now!
Gain a huge cannon for love
Breathe a new life into your love organ
Power in your pants (sent by, I don’t make this stuff up, MAXIMO)
She will say you thanks for this!
The thing between your legs can grow!
Get a magic wand to satisfy your lady
Your new male power is so close!
Huge love weapon never too much (from a Mr. Johnson. At least they have a sense of humor.)
Don’t be sad about badboner. We will help you!
game in bed weak?
Is your love stick as hard as stone?
A little more info than I needed:
No Pumps! No Surgery! No Exercises!
The floppy
kinda misses the point:
Short way to your true male power
Don’t lose out on these limited organ enhancements
and for the illiterate impotent:
do u have any need plss check this sight
if u hard to buy the med! we have all the range
if this moment is write,will u ready
Is yours D1ck to short? rd31kz
But my favorite of all HAS to be:
A true godsend to your little soldier of love
Auntie Kate The Resale Expert 