Auntie Kate The Resale Expert

The best part of Christmas shopping is, of course, finding stuff YOU want. After all, who knows you better?

Here’s what I want and/or need, depending on your definitions:

Passionflower vine (see photo): I have a red one, but this purple one is just too wonderful. I can just see this, climbing my palms in front.

Pick-Me-Ups (warning, the demo video shows some nudity) Who could resist the temptation to pull up and stick to other parts of your body, your body?

Peace on Earth. Politicians to get out of our lives. Health and happiness. Nasty people to go live on Mars. A bicycle path going safely out of my neighborhood, so I don’t have to keep pedaling in circles. Oh, and…

My 1989 BMW restored: I actually own this car. Mine’s white with a red leather interior. It’s the world’s classiest-looking convertible, in my opinion. Although the top’s such a pain to put up, it’s only a transportation option on sunny days unless you bring DuH along. That’s okay, we have lots of sunny days and DuH likes car rides. But mine needs some multi-$$, multi-talent restoring. It was my housewarming present from my DuH. I want to drive it again without worrying.

Dear Santa, I’ve been good.