Looking for a way to get your consignment, resale, thrift customers laughing, chatting, and giving your shop great word-of-mouth?
Cupid Poop will do it.
Here’s how. Buy cinnamon red-hots, white and red jelly beans or M&Ms. Put a handful in a baggie (please use good hygiene and food-handling gloves.) Attach a store-branded little header or card with this little poem on it:
Couldn’t send you flowers. Candy wouldn’t do.
Mushy cards just don’t say the things we want them to.
So we got you something special, and here’s the inside scoop.
We found you something very rare – It’s genuine Cupid poop!
If you’d like, you can even buy a printable version of this poem. Just remember to add your store info, so when your cute gift is shown around town, you get some publicity!
Poop doesn’t do it for you, or for your clientele? Onward and upward, to a celestial presentation of the little love cherub:
Make Magic Cupid Dust!
Same baggie/ topper idea, but in this version, you put a tablespoon of red and white glitter and your message would read:
Toss a little pinch of Cupid Dust in the air when you need to feel some magic. It is a tiny sprinkling of love, fortune, and tenderness. Hope your Valentine’s Day Sparkles!
Cute idea!
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LOVE the cupid poop idea…that is such a thing i would do…I wish I was going to be open before Valentine’s Day.
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Hey, there’s always Leprechaun Poop and Easter Bunny Poop, right? (Although Uncle Sam Poop might not be as well-received!)
Be interested to see what kind of poem you could write for those 😉
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