Here’s an idea I grabbed while out & about. You can Learn a Lot if you keep your eyes peeled for inspiration!
Now this was in the trade show section of an art show, so they’re talking about how their paints ruin your outfit… but think about something like
Keeping Columbus Clothed since 1975
onemoretime.com
or
Making Fairlawn Fashionable since 2018
priorattire.com
Inspired to respond? React? Rebut? Just feeling chatty? Go ahead, use that nice keyboard in front of you...