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There was nothing so much as zombies that came to mind today as I made my annual trek to “the malls” to see how Christmas was faring, retail-income-wise.

I mean, you HAVE to give something to everyone on your list, right? Love and kisses, like this little one is sending in this vintage postcard, is JUST NOT ENOUGH. (For some people. To you, I send Love and Kisses.)

Thus, the Zombies of the Mall. All the parking spaces were filled. Starbucks and the mall cafes overflowed with “exhausted” shoppers, there were some mighty strange folks out there…

but no one was buying.

I kid you not. They were Continue Reading »

My SecondHand SantaMy light-up Santa is the new light of my life. You can’t see it in my excellent photo, but St. Nick is gently faded around the edges, as befits a gently-used treasure.

I found the chubby Chief Elf at my local consignment shop, Woman’s Exchange in Sarasota.

Santa’s wielding an upside-down candy cane, all the better to beat back the years. I’d say he’s, oh, 55 or 60, a nice age for Santa Claus, don’t you think? And while he is the requisite jolly, I do believe he’s a tad more dignified than Continue Reading »

So, it’s almost Christmas. You just have to run out and get some colorful paper, some ribbon, those cute little name tags and some tape to wrap everything up, right?

xmas trash

Graphic from http://winnipeg.ca/

So your gifts will look pretty under the tree…until an hour later, when you haul all of those paper wrappings out to the trash. Merry Christmas, Trash Heap!

Tell the Earth Merry Christmas at the same time as celebrating your loved ones… by PRE-cycling. What’s precycling, and what does it have to do with giving gifts? Read about it on HowToConsign.com . Don’t create The Nightmare After Christmas. There’s better ways to present gifts than using dye-heavy paper, made of trees and chemicals and shipped around the world only to be regulated to the garbage within minutes.

Happy waste-less gift-giving to you, your grandchildren, and your great-grandchildren!

Simplest and most spectacular Christmas display windowUPDATE 12-18-09: On the almost-exact 2-year anniversary of this post… more snow! It might be too bad, weather-wise, to do this promo today. But you might want to get prepared for the next time.

My goodness, so many of you are having terrible snow storms today. East Coast, Midwest, airport closings, traffic snarls, school closings…Why, heck, even here in Florida, I had to dig out a JACKET to go Christmas shopping today. It’s noon and only 66 degrees out! OUCH.

To the dollar store for stocking stuffers. Besides a couple of toys for my fully-mature-one-might-even-call-him-old DuH, I found the supplies for a really good promotional idea for you Snow Belt folks to drive traffic in during snow storms, whether December, January or February:

Snow Days! Yup, snow days. The dollar store had packets of 6 foam snowflakes, big 6-8″ ones, for $1. Buy a few packets and some other dollar-store goodies, and have FUN on snow days! Here’s the plan:

Advertise, bag-stuff, in-store sign, e-mail: “Any day there’s snowflakes in our windows, stop in for more fun than a barrel of snowmen!”

On these impromptu days when you are unsure if it’s even WORTH it to open, hang the snowflakes from your ceiling grids in the window, and get ready for FUN! You could have:

* Cocoa in the slow cooker. Don’t forget the marshmallows.

* Goodie bags for your target audience (quick, before the Christmas decorations are all gone, go buy those snow-man embellished goodie bags, little snowman erasers, pencils, candy canes, etc and make them up for distribution to kids. For adults, same little goodie bag and other stuff.). I reckoned each goodie bag, with 3 things in it, would cost less than 40 cents.

* Buy a snowflake self-inking stamp, and use to do one or both: Stamp the back of some price tags and offer “50% off lowest price if you find the snowflake!” (do enough items that it’s fun and not frustrating to shoppers!) and/or stamp their FBC card with an extra stamp, using the snowflake “as a bonus for being a SNOWbuddy!”

* If it were MY store, I’d give free carrots, so their snowman has a nose (and I’d have been saving, all year, anything else needed for a snowman: the raggedy mufflers you couldn’t accept, funny hats left over that didn’t sell for Halloween, even fallen branches for arms, but hey, I’m a snowman lover from way back when…”Snowman kit: $4.99 today only”, and really, you’d be giving them away free….)

So hit the dollar stores, think SNOW instead of Christmas, and prepare to build business, have fun, and increase word-of-mouth whenever the snowflakes fall!

Makes a pretty cool (pun intended) soft-news special, too, on your local station, right before or after the weather report, if you contact the TV stations!

The gorgeous winter window idea was found on Swirl Marketing. It’s one of many display ideas on TGtbT’s Pinterest Boards.

Wanna see a great marketing tool…and how frightened the Federal government is Ron Paul, courtesy of Liberty Maniacsof one of the Republican candidates for the upcomiong 2008 Presidential election?

All I can say, I’d rather have a Ron Paul Dollar than a Franklin Mint or Thomas Kincaide “collectible” plate!

A message of particular interest to shopkeepers: “there’s a simple way to eliminate the income tax, Continue Reading »