Looking for a way to get your consignment, resale, thrift customers laughing, chatting, and giving your shop 
great word-of-mouth?
Cupid Poop will do it.
Here’s how. Buy cinnamon red-hots, white and red jelly beans or M&Ms. Put a handful in a baggie (please use good hygiene and food-handling gloves.) Attach a store-branded little header or card with this little poem on it:
Couldn’t send you flowers. Candy wouldn’t do.
Mushy cards just don’t say the things we want them to.
So we got you something special, and here’s the inside scoop.
We found you something very rare – It’s genuine Cupid poop!
If you’d like, you can even buy a printable version of this poem. Just remember to add your store info, so when your cute gift is shown around town, you get some publicity!
Poop doesn’t do it for you, or for your clientele? Onward and upward, to a celestial presentation of the little love cherub:
Make Magic Cupid Dust!
Same baggie/ topper idea, but in this version, you put a tablespoon of red and white glitter and your message would read:
Toss a little pinch of Cupid Dust in the air when you need to feel some magic. It is a tiny sprinkling of love, fortune, and tenderness. Hope your Valentine’s Day Sparkles!
Scenario: I get yet another “time to renew” letter from the Hearst Corporation, publishers of such fine magazines as Popular Mechanics and Seventeen. We will set aside for the moment, their strong-arm tactics that so many have complained about (1.11 million and counting) , and the fact that they never tell you precisely what you have already paid for and what they are dunning you for today…
Auntie Kate The Resale Expert 